Recently I read an article about how Singaporeans can?t dress appropriately, which, to me, ranks as the least important thing on the list of inappropriate things that Singaporeans tend to do.
According to The New Paper, local schools and churches are posting written rules about ?clothing promoting vices like drugs, alcohol, violence ??
I guess what they're asking is pretty reasonable because the last time I went out in a miniskirt I woke up in a tub of ice with one kidney and a bag of glue -- when I tried to flee, a string of unwanted babies emerged from under me and I cursed the day Mary Quant and her slutty hemlines were born.
True story.
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